Executive Leadership Team

Provides full-spectrum legal cover for decisions already made, without prejudice. Maintains that everything discussed on the trip is "privileged" even when it definitely was not. Known throughout the group as "Marshgate," on account of a habit of responding to any adverse ruling, board vote, or bar tab with a single, escalating word: "Outrageous!"

By day, Site Manager. Widely recognised within the group as the Final Boss of Benidorm, a title earned rather than given. Also handles precision measurement of beach territory, sun-lounger allocation, and the exact distance to the nearest bar. Never once been overruled. Sole holder of the company's only hard asset reserve: four Badger-built garden gates, each carrying a minimum 50-year warranty. Addresses colleagues, clients, and the Board indiscriminately as "cocker."

Senior Site Reliability Engineer by trade, which mostly transfers directly. Built this website. Owns the group chat's technical infrastructure, including the group photo album nobody else can figure out how to upload to. Responds to Adam, Feno, or CTO, in ascending order of formality.

Senior Project Manager overseeing Project Engineering and Project Management. Reviews all trip itineraries, and the CTO's pull requests, with the same energy as reviewing a restaurant bill. Personally underwrites the company's de facto currency, the Gate Standard, having lost enough bets to the Chief Site & Land Officer to owe him four garden gates, built and delivered in lieu of cash. A fifth is under active negotiation.

Head of Website Administration and, per his own job title, the Box Resizing Dept. Operating philosophy, stated on the record: "Pretend it takes 4 days when it's a 30 second job. Do it same day and take a load of credit." Sole authority on brand identity, colour palette, and whether the logo looks "too corporate" or "not corporate enough." Correct on both counts. Delivers an unscheduled annual keynote, The Eric Draven Story (est. September 2022), timing and audience consent still being workshopped.

The Chief Executive title rotates automatically to whoever last bought a round of drinks. Term limits are enforced by the group chat, informally, and often retroactively.